Rules

Got bored, drafted some of my life rules for anyone who gets curious. I don't always follow these closely, but that's what let me know what to strive for in the future. Don't take advice from me, I've got a lot of failing to go before i get it right.

Parties

1. There is nothing wrong with having a social life

Let loose and relax; thats why you have friends.

2. No one-night stands

Impulse has its moments; know when they are

3. Nothing with anyone who’s been drinking

It’s a matter of respect and being able to look at myself in the mirror

4. Look out for your friends

Take care of them if they get sick, have their backs in everything else

5. Drunk or sober, you are accountable for your actions

I’ve already made my peace with everything I may someday have to do

Dating

1. Take it slow

Life’s too long; spend some time enjoying it with someone special

2. They deserve to be treated with respect

If you’re not going to try, don’t waste everyone’s time

3. Don’t get even

Their past mistakes do not justify yours

4. Don’t argue, communicate

Get it all in the open and talk about it

5. Once you’ve made up your mind either way, tell them

Don’t leave them or yourself hanging

Coping

1. Death is only the next adventure

If there isn’t a next life, you’ll never have time to care

2. Perspective is important

Don’t take the blame if it’s not yours; don’t buck it if it is

3. Most fixes are temporary

Don’t waste your life chasing the next moment of oblivion

4. Temper hope, don’t deny it

It might work out; minds might change; second chances happen

5. Some things can’t be fixed

Hope for the best, prepare for the worse; look to friends either way

General

1. Luck exists

Don’t rely on it for anything; luck is fortunate chaos

2. Analyze everything

Temper all of your actions and reactions; worse-cases can happen

3. Find an outlet

You can’t keep it all in or it will tear you down

4. Fate is a lie

It didn’t happen because it was meant to affect your outcomes

5. No Regrets

Make peace with what you’ve done and who you’ve done it to

25 famous people that could possibly kill someone.

I've been reading all of these "25 random things about me" notes, and that's great. But I feel that if you want to know anything about me, you should just ask. Plus I post things in the bulletins whenever I'm avoiding homework, and with the lack of homework tonight, I can formulate a proper blog entry. So, I've decided to make a list consisting of a subject that might come up in a conversation with me. Kind of gives you an idea of what runs through my head.
I present to you, "25 famous people that could possibly kill someone" (in no particular order):

1. Clint Eastwood
2. Bruce Willis
3. Mark Wahlberg
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Bruce Springsteen (honorable mention to E Street saxophonist Clarence Clemmons)
6. Angelina Jolie (suffocation with her lips)
7. Nicholas Cage (only by slow torture)
8. Aaron Neville (anyone with a tattoo on their face can kill someone)
9. Barack Obama
10. Dick Cheney (because he almost did)
11. Barbara Walters (only by interrogation followed by silenced handgun)
12. Bruce Campbell
13. Roger Clemens (98 mph fastball to the temple)
14. Sylvester Stallone circa "Over the Top"
15. Martin Scorsese
16. Steve McQueen
17. Terry Bradshaw (only by drunken bar fight)
18. 50 Cent
19. Kiefer Sutherland
20. Oprah Winfrey (cannibalism)
21. The Doobie Brothers
22. Warren Haynes (by guitar solo)
23. Jack Nicholson
24. Liam Neeson
25. John Popper (he collects weapons already)

Honorable Mentions
Harrison Ford, Russell Crowe (what a temper), Ted Nugent (watch this video for proof)