I've been reading all of these "25 random things about me" notes, and that's great. But I feel that if you want to know anything about me, you should just ask. Plus I post things in the bulletins whenever I'm avoiding homework, and with the lack of homework tonight, I can formulate a proper blog entry. So, I've decided to make a list consisting of a subject that might come up in a conversation with me. Kind of gives you an idea of what runs through my head.
I present to you, "25 famous people that could possibly kill someone" (in no particular order):
1. Clint Eastwood
2. Bruce Willis
3. Mark Wahlberg
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Bruce Springsteen (honorable mention to E Street saxophonist Clarence Clemmons)
6. Angelina Jolie (suffocation with her lips)
7. Nicholas Cage (only by slow torture)
8. Aaron Neville (anyone with a tattoo on their face can kill someone)
9. Barack Obama
10. Dick Cheney (because he almost did)
11. Barbara Walters (only by interrogation followed by silenced handgun)
12. Bruce Campbell
13. Roger Clemens (98 mph fastball to the temple)
14. Sylvester Stallone circa "Over the Top"
15. Martin Scorsese
16. Steve McQueen
17. Terry Bradshaw (only by drunken bar fight)
18. 50 Cent
19. Kiefer Sutherland
20. Oprah Winfrey (cannibalism)
21. The Doobie Brothers
22. Warren Haynes (by guitar solo)
23. Jack Nicholson
24. Liam Neeson
25. John Popper (he collects weapons already)
Honorable Mentions
Harrison Ford, Russell Crowe (what a temper), Ted Nugent (watch this video for proof)
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