It's no secret that Claudia has a huge crush on me. In her defense, Claudia has the best taste in ladies: pretty redheads with witty humors. The "Ginny Weasley" types. She's my best friend, a gorgeous and smart woman, but the catch is that I am not interested in women. Since I've known Claudia longer than Trudy has, most of our mutual friends are in on the secret as well. It didn't take long for Trudy to realize Claudia had this crush, but it took a few weeks before she came up with a solution.
Unfortunately, she broadcast this solution to a room full of (mostly oblivious and drunk but present nonetheless) people. Including myself.
"Hey Claudia, since you like Sam so much, what if I wore a mask of her face during sex? You could call me her name too. Then it'd be just like having sex with Sam."
[Insert blushing here]
Claudia was absolutely mortified. I thought it was hot damn hilarious.
We will never let them live this down.
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