I'm sure John can be a great guy, but this week he broke the Bro code. And for that, I get to tell an incredibly embarrassing story and not change his first name. If you're reading this, John, you know what (or who) you did. Let this be a warning to you.
Now, John is a fairly attractive guy. Tall, brown hair, scruffy face. Good conversationalist. His greatest flaw is his pride, believing that he can get any woman just by asking her out. His confidence was his downfall when he met: The pretty blonde from Department C.
John had been talking to Claudia about this pretty little blonde girl for quite some time. He was working up the courage to ask her out, but always chickened out at the last second. While chatting with her in the breakroom before their shift started, the girl mentioned how awful the day would be since she had been running late and had not gotten her caffeine fix from McDonald's before coming in to work. What luck! John had some coupons, a buy one get one free deal, on coffee from Micky D's! Finally, after a quick pep talk from Claudia, he went for it, and the dialogue goes as follows:
John: Hey, do you want to go to McDonald's with me later? See I have these coupons for a buy one get one latte...
Blonde: Aw I can't after work, I'm sorry.
John: Why not?
Blonde: I don't want to be late.
John: Late for what?
Blonde: I'm doing laundry.
John: Ahhh.... *walks off*
Claudia couldn't stop laughing when she heard the news. John was pretty shocked that a woman would decline an invitation for free coffee, but when he's only paying for one, who can blame her? Don't pinch pennies when asking someone on a date. Pay full price or risk never having a second date.
This brush off is almost as epic as one my college roommate once used: "I can't go out with you tonight, I'm washing my hair."
After all... who's honestly worried about being late to do laundry? You, sir, have been rejected.
*Double Feature this week!! Don't miss another Trudy moment below!!*
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