I absolutely adore this Dairy Queen. One of my oldest friends from elementary school works as a manager here, he always takes time to chat with me before "forgetting" to charge for my ice cream. That means I can afford an entire gallon of gas instead of wasting it on another .. mint... mint oreo blizzard *drool*...
Free ice cream aside, we've been trying to plan next month's sign. Last year, across the country, pictures immortalized "SCREAM UNTIL DADDY STOPS THE CAR." This year we have a fresh batch of internet memes to choose from.
Here are my top ten ideas. I think you will understand why I'm not in the Marketing field.:
1) Buy a Blizzard or the consequences will never be the same.
2) 2 Girls, One Blizzard.
3) You didn't stop in? Son, I am disappoint.
4) The number of combinations are OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) Bear Grylls says "Ice cream beats drinking my own piss."
6) Ice Cream acquired. +10 EXP.
7) YOU REQUIRE MOAR ICE CREAMZ.
8) Our blizzards are made by 100% real robot unicorns.
9) You're still alive, which is pretty cool. Dying is for amateurs. Celebrate with an Ice Cream cake.
10) Blizzard of the Month: Tigerblood.
Feel free to contribute your own. I'm sure given more than 10 minutes to brainstorm you'll think of something more clever than these.
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