25 Good because they are bad things

This list is a collection of bad things in life that are so bad, everyone agrees that that it is still a good thing to have around. When compared to the best of their categories, these things are absolute crap. However, for some reason, we like to keep these things around for pure, uninhibited, American fun. Here is "25 good because they are bad things":

1. "Point Break"
2. "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship
3. Police Academy movies (preferably the ones with Steve Gutenberg)
4. The York Fair (mostly for the stellar selection of music)
5. Pabst Blue Ribbon
6. 1995 Ford Escorts
7. Karaoke bars
8. CBS
9. NFL commentary by John Madden
10. Hootie and the Blowfish
11. New Jersey
12. the Detroit Lions
13. Last Action Hero
14. Bill Clinton
15. Ringback tones
16. CSI: Miami (thank you to David Caruso)
17. "Teen Wolf"
18. Warped Tour
19. American Idol
20. Snow
21. Golf
22. The Electric Factory, Philadelphia, PA (great acts, crappy venue)
23. the Kansas City Royals
24. All horror films
25. Days of Our Lives

Truth or Fiction

There's always those things that come up in your head and you wonder "is that true?", "could it be true?", or "what if that was true?". Here are 13 things that I think about day to day and I wonder, could this be real, or is this just fantasy. You be the judge:

1. Kiefer Sutherland really is an FBI agent.
2. We didn't land on the moon, we simply landed on Alaska.
3. Tom Cruise is not a martian, Nicole Kidman is (watch "the Hours").
4. Shia Labouf really isn't that cool.
5. Justin Long is cool.
6. Jim Morrison isn't dead.
7. The members of Fall Out Boy can't read.
8. Picket's Charge probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
9. Kanye West sucks.
10. "The Today Show" is all CGI.
11. Jersey City is as great as it sounds.
12. Des Moines is not a real city.
13. Velociraptors are not extinct, they simply migrate east.