Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Ancient Greece in the News

There seems to be a plethora of treasures being unearthed in Europe and the mainland, but how many of these discoveries honestly make it to the museums? Obtaining rare antiquities is a difficult business, as any archaeologist will vouch, and interpreting the meanings behind those finds can take years.
On January 16, 2003, National Geographic published news that a group of researchers had found an ancient trading vessel at the bottom of the Black Sea, off the coast of Bulgaria. The ship is over 2.300 years old, and contained many clay jars and pots. The contents of these pots have answered many questions about the migration of goods across the world known by the Greeks; however they have also sparked many more.
The team of researchers analyzed the sediments around the shipwrecked vessel and discovered that the containers held remnants of catfish and olive oil. These foods would have made up much of the diet of the Greek army, which spread across the ancient world. Therefore, according to the data collected from the remains and also from radiocarbon dating and analysis, it would not be out of the question to assume that this ship was transporting goods from the Crimean peninsula back to Greece when it hit a spot of trouble and sank beneath the sea.
With this evidence, scientists and researchers have been able to determine that the Black Sea might have been a central location for trade rather than a secondary source. This shipwreck, combined with another Greek wreck found earlier in the Aegean Sea off the coast of Turkey, provides undeniable evidence that the Greeks had a far more spread out system of trade than previously recorded.

Bibliography:
Markey, Sean. “Ancient Greek Wreck Found in Black Sea.” National Geographic. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/01/0110_030113_blacksea_2.html

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Adventures in Awkwardland, Episode 16: ID Card Got Your Tongue?

I heard this story while hanging out with a new group of friends, I don't know them very well but I intend to share this story anyway. I very nearly snorted Sam Adams out my nose, therefore, this tale deserves to be told.

Josh works at a local hospital here in town, I'm honestly not sure if he's a technician or a student. Not really important, he was in charge of taking a patient's IV statistics that night. The woman was on loan from the psych ward, she has bipolar disorder and one or two other mental illnesses which leave her uncensored and able to speak her mind. However she was also having heart troubles, and therefore needed to be in a special care unit for the night. As Josh was going over her charts, the woman began to flirt with him. She's about 60 years old, married (so she says), and veeerrry adventurous. Josh does his best to laugh off her advances, he's a good looking guy and used to joking with his patients.

Now, Josh needed to insert the IV in this woman's arm, and leaned close to her bed. While he's busy working on her arm, she grabs the ID card attached by a string to his pocket and shoves it in her mouth. The whole card. I imagine she looks like a cat caught swallowing a mouse. Since Josh is still working in the IV drip, there's not much he can do about the card. The other technicians in the room start to giggle and Josh tries his best not to lose it in front of the woman. When he's finished, he grabs the string in front of the lady's mouth and pulls his ID card. You better bet he sterilized the living crap out of that thing before reattaching it to his shirt.

The worst part? Not only does the entire hospital know the tale, but Josh is the only IV technician assigned to this woman's bed.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The Legend of Achilles

According to myth, Achilles' mother Thetis was a sea nymph, and therefore immortal. His father Peleus, however, was not immortal, which meant that any of Thetis' children would be only semi-divine and therefore wholly susceptible to pain, mortality, and general fatalistic death.

Thetis was understandably not very pleased with the idea of her children dying, and proceeded to attempt a “Make My Children Immortal” campaign using a “Do It Yourself” home kit. This involved shoving her children into fires, dunking them in boiling tar, dropping them down dangerous rapids and lightly broiling them in casserole dishes with diced onions and lots of oil. However, Achilles was saved from this tasty fate by his father who managed to stop Thetis from charbroiling his last son.

In disgust, Thetis tried the next best option by dipping Achilles into the River Styx, which would make him immune to all axes, arrows and anything spiky enough to puncture skin. However, she held on to his ankle to do so and as a result, Achilles' heel was left untouched. Thus his dodgy heel.

No one knows why Thetis forgot, or why she didn't just dip him in holding one heel and then hold the other one so the first heel could get a dunking. But it can be assumed she certainly kicked herself after Achilles was subsequently killed to death by means of said heel being penetrated with a poisoned arrow during his daring raid in the battle at Troy.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Reflections on Lysistrata

Lysistrata is a delightful anti-war skit written by Aristophanes in 411 B.C. It was exceptionally creative for the time, written when the view towards women was bleak and gender roles ruled the communities. Greek men were more likely to go off to war than to ever acknowledge a woman with a mind of her own.

Women were not respected as members of the community, often ignored, and the general male population assumed they did not have the mental capacity to understand matters of state. However, Lysistrata threw them for a loop when she organized widespread abstinence throughout Athens and barricaded access to the city funds in an attempt to stop the war with Sparta. If only life were that simple. The women felt very bitter and resentful to have lost so many husbands, brothers, sons, and potential lovers to the constant carnage. Lysistrata’s plan worked on a very small scale, spreading to Sparta and eventually frustrating the men on both sides into submission.

At the onset of the war with Iraq, a campaign against such action was launched called The Lysistrata Project. The Project, guided by the teachings of Gandhi, seeks innovative solutions to bring peace to the world. The women in charge of the site are, as would be expected, feminists, and will most probably be using gender bias to provoke interest in their cause. This is unfortunate, that such a goodwill organization must play the gender card in modern times. For the original Lysistrata, in a time where women were not seen as equals, a revolutionary idea to bring peace would have generated much attention. Today, gender based committees are more mainstream and passed over as just another outspoken activist group.

And so, in the here and now, women have achieved equality, but what good has it done us? Today, we would never be able to achieve that which Lysistrata initiated, we are too disorganized, too easily passed off as radical feminists, and too unwilling to push the boundaries on acceptable behavior. And, let's face it, as a culture we are too addicted to sex. However, if more women would read the literature of Aristophanes and accept the beliefs of Lysistrata, we may very well see a rise in the influence of women over issues of war and peace.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

The Evolution of Athens, abridged

In the seventh century B.C. the governmental system of Athens began a radical new evolution. The monarchist autocracy was replaced by an aristocratic oligarchy, a government ruled by a few of the best and the brightest of the upper class rather than by a single monarch. This tookquite some time for the Athenians to adjust to; however in the end, it was best for the country. The aristocrats of Athens wanted to control the destiny, power, and new wealth of their state. The population was growing fast, spreading across the Mediterranean Sea. Their culture developed into a powerful force, adjusting to incorporate the cultures of the nations conquered by the Athenians while retaining their individual style.

Athens was developing into a powerful state and accumulating a great deal of wealth. Their trade and commerce was booming, aided in part by rich farmland and productive workers, but also by their new status as a sea power. The newly rising wealthy class wanted to share the power of the monarchs of Athens and threatened to stage a coup d’etat. They were willing to support a tyrant who supported their interests so long as they had a say in the government. A rebellion ensued, and Draco, the ruler in 621, imposed harsh penalties for wrongdoers. Under Draconian law, criminals of any sort were put to death. Citizens fell into debtor slavery. The laws were interpreted in such a way to cause extreme strife and hardships. Citizens felt enfranchised as they earned wealth, and joined the emerging wealthy class. This promise of wealth motivated citizens to work harder than slaves, so as to earn a place in the world even without the distinction as nobility.

When Solon came to power as a liberal aristocrat in 594 B.C., his policy attempted to avert tyranny at all costs. He is credited as having laid the foundations for Athenian democracy. Many reforms were issued so that Solon would gain the popularity and support of the Athenian citizens. His first act changed the Draconian law code to a friendlier system. All debts were cancelled, and debtor slaves were freed. Under Solon, commerce livened as citizenship was granted to foreign artisans to create an explosion of culture and promote trade and commerce.

Solon also instituted a salary for public offices so that more citizens would run for a position in the public office. State office was open to the wealthiest citizens, regardless of birth. The upper two classes of citizens were able to participate in the Areopagus, a judicial counsel originally created to try homicide cases. Three Archons were elected to lead specific areas of life every ten years; however Solon briefly increased that number to ten. The ecclesia consisted of all male citizens over the age of 18 who were wealthy enough to be able to spend their lives working for the ecclesia, and nominated magisters. Solon also instituted the “boule,” a counsel of 400 men representing the four tribes of Athens. All male citizens over the age of 18 were able to participate in the popular court where everyone could vote, and class was determined by the agricultural production. Unfortunately, there was not enough land in Athens for this system to work to the maximum effect, so others, such as merchants or artisans, became angry when they earned wealth through other ways and still could not participate in the counsels. The birth of capitalism through private wealth and power fell upon hard times.

After Solon, tyrants such as Peisistratus and his son Hippias gained power. Peisistratus seized the power in the Acropolis after the death of Solon, thus entering the history books as a tyrant. He was driven out twice, but returned en masse with his supportive army and was welcomed by the Athenians who thought he has the blessing of Athena. Tyrant that he was, Peisistratus is credited as having created the first welfare state. His son, Hippias, became a cruel and harsh tyrant. With the help of the Spartans, he was overthrown. However, Sparta came to fear Athens’ drift towards democracy, and with the help of Persia, attempted to reinstate Hippias, but was unsuccessful.

A new leader, Kleisthenes, led between 508 and 501 B.C. He needed a new way to enfranchise his citizens due to public disputes over the land issue, and decided to re-zone the Athenian polis. He created ten new tribes to replace the traditional four, and seventeen demes, or subdivisions of the polis. Each deme had a socio-economic restructuring, and was required to vote for the best interests as a whole. In addition, Kleisthenes adjusted the rules of the boule so that instead of a counsel of 400, it became a counsel of 500, with fifty members from each of the ten tribes of Athens.

In 461 B.C., Pericles assumed power, and helped to usher in the Golden Age of Greece. He severely limited the power of the Areopagus, controlled by the aristocratic oligarchy, and replaced it with ten Strategoi, or general directors, who were elected by all male citizens over the age of 18 on a yearly basis. State offices offered a paid income, so that members of the lower classes would be more inclined to run for office. The General Assembly might pass all laws especially when in reference to foreign policy, and could even choose whether to hold a war or to remain neutral. The lower classes usually felt favorable towards war, because it meant, when won, an extra boost in the economy and in the national bank.

Under Pericles, the Athenian and Greek culture in general flowered and gained a sense of posterity. Pericles wanted to make Athens a city of value for future generations, and commissioned the Parthenon to be built in honor of Athena. Athens became an intellectual center of the world, as philosophers came together to understand nature and the development of reason.

Pericles led Athens from the end of the Persian War through most of the Peloponnesian Wars. An attack from Persia always intimidated the Greeks, even though they had deflected Persia in the past. There was no guarantee about the future. Therefore, the Delian League was created as a defense field, much like NATO today. Their goal was to unify Greece and to avenge the wrongs done by Persia. However, when Sparta and Persia joined forces, Athens used this betrayal to call together the Delian League to unite and become more powerful. Athens became a shining city, however democracy still frightened their enemies. Democracy was chaotic, and many did not like this government.

The war with Persia threatened western civilization with complete annihilation. Sparta and Athens overcame their differences and years of enmity and fought together. The Spartan women were able to run their state as independent members of their society, and the Spartan homeland was left untouched. Athens, however, was all but destroyed. A power shift occurred in Athens from the aristocratic oligarchy as the lower class warriors in the battle of Salamis wanted enfranchisement, like the rest of the country had the opportunity to achieve. All of these factors led to the eventual rise of Pericles, and the Golden Age of Greece.

The Greeks preferred democracy to the tyranny that oppressed them in the past, and were willing to fight many a battle to retain their freedoms. As master of its own fate, Athens connected economic and political opportunities for all, and reaped the benefits of their hard work and toil.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

EUREKA!!

After much technical difficulty the past few days, I have finally set up my desktop computer!!! Earlier in the week I fried my laptop (R.I.P. Brinkley, 2007-1011) by clogging the fan with pet hair and whatever else floats in between small spaces in techy gadgets. We've been debating whether the cost to replace the fan on a four year old laptop is a good investment or if we should cave in and buy a new laptop. After all, for a Dell Vostro 1000, y'all better believe that little bugger served me like a champ as I graduated high school AND college without even upgrading the video card. Then, brilliantly, I remembered I already had my desktop in storage (i.e. the basement) and did my best to set up the wires correctly. Now I have a desk floating in the middle of my already cramped room, but whatever. I have internet access.

Anyway, I have a whole slew of articles to post in the next few days. Bear with me a bit here, they're mostly educational and almost all related to the ancient and medieval research I have done. I hope you enjoy them.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Just because.

“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

- Jack Kerouac

I'll get back to updating this more regularly soon enough. Things got crazy the past few weeks, and once I'm out of this slump I'll bring back some Awkwardland, maybe some of these art projects, and as usual the sarcasm. There's some things I'd really like to write but now is not the time. Don't stray too far, this too shall pass.